I sat down this morning with coffee in my hand
Turned on the news to check on news of the land
The first thing I saw an ad for a little blue pill
Guaranteed to change life and give you a thrill
It said that if you use this magic pill your life will renew
There would be joy in the bedroom more than you knew
I’m not sure of the joy they all were speaking about
But I wonder if it was healing my sore shoulder or gout
As an old couple with little energy and lot’s of aches and pains
Taking a pill that does what they say to me seems a little insane
Not sure what I would do for fours hours with a condition as such
But if it only lasted four minutes might still be way too much
So I sit there and contemplate going to buy the little blue pill today
I think I’ll just go make me some breakfast probably safer that way
From My World to Yours,
Bob Baker